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Search jokes for:   Category: Yo Mama Yo momma is so fat when she farts she can melt the ice on Pluto. Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke Yo mamas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept. Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke Your mama so fat that she's the big rolling ball on Indiana Jones Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke Yo mama is so dumb yeah she asked the operator for the number for 911. Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke 1.Yo mama is so poor that she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list. 2. Yo mamas so poor that i found in the dumpster and asked her what she was doing. She said "Christmas shopping." 3. Yo mama is so poor that she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine. Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke Yo mamma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air-conditioning. Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke Yo mamma so old she knew burger king when he was still a prince. Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke Yo mamma so old that her birth certificate is in roman numerals. Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke Yo mamma so ugly your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke Yo mamma so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out. Rating: Email this joke Rate this joke       Next Page >> Send this page to a friend!