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Search jokes for:   Category: Animals             Rating: 3.86 A pair of birds were sitting on a branch of a tree when they see a turtle run past them, jump off the branch and flap his arms as hard as he can. He falls to the ground. The poor turtle repeats this process numerous times, and then one bird says to the other "dear, do you think we should tell him he's adopted?" Send this page to a friend! Rate this joke: Terrible Poor Average Good Excellent Send this page to a friend!