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A kid is asking questions about many professionals, when they urgently need to go to the rest rooms:
1) Kid: "Dad, do you know what a climber will do, when he or she urgently needs to go to the rest room in the middle of a very high cliff?"
Dad: "It's easy, Son! You know, there are some special formations on the cliff called 'overhangs', where gradient of the slope is more than 90 degrees. Most climbers avoid such a place as much as possible, not to risk their life. However, in the situation like you said, it's much more advantageous to go there to discharge the things very easily!"
2) Kid: "Dad, do you know what a pilot of a fighter plane will do, when he or she urgently needs to go to the rest room in the middle of a very long flight that lasts hours? Because most of the fighter planes look too small to accommodate bathrooms for a pilot!"
Dad: "It's easy, Son! You know, the pilot can always fly the plane 'upside-down' all the way, so that he or she can postpone the thing, until he or she comes back to the home base!"
Kid: "But how can the pilot land the plane so safely, keeping the plane upside-down?"
Dad: "It's easy again, Son! In the worst case, the pilot can eject himself, well in advance before the landing!"
3) Kid: "Dad, do you know what the conductor of an orchestra will do, when he or she urgently needs to go to the rest room in the middle of a very long performance, that may last an hour?"
Dad: "It's easy, Son! You know, the conductor can always change the tempo of the performance at will, so that the orchestra plays the music faster and faster!"
4) Kid: "Dad, do you know what the President of the U.S. will do, when he or she urgently needs to go to the rest room in the middle of his long 'Inauguration Speech'?"
Dad: "It's easy, Son! You know, the President has all the power to do anything in this country! He can easily shorten his speech to any length, or he can interrupt his speech and resume 30 minutes later!"
Kid: "But isn't that scandalous, damaging his repuation considerably, because people will notice that the President went away just for rest room?"
Dad: "May be, just staining the cloth is safer, because nobody may notice it anyway! But, why don't you ask directly to President Clinton as well as the former Presidents of the U.S., who are still alive?"
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