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Search jokes for:   Category: Animals             Rating: 3.00 Q: What do you call a cat with a machine gun? A: Sir. Q: What does a snail do on a tortoise's back? A: "Vrooom... vrooom... vrooooooom..." Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling. Send this page to a friend! Rate this joke: Terrible Poor Average Good Excellent Send this page to a friend!