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Men are like a deck of cards.... You need a heart to love them A Diamond to marry them A Club to beat them And a spade to bury the bastards Rating: Email This Joke! Rate this joke! A man walks along a lonely beach. suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG! He looks around: nobody's there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG! So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he find . . . Rating: Email This Joke! Rate this joke! WARNINGS that should appear on alcohol bottles and over bars WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOU . . . Rating: Email This Joke! Rate this joke!